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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7502 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!