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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8168 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!