🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6287 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!