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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7393 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4363 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!