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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8817 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8146 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!