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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5551 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.
don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!