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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 441 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7653 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1813 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 268 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?
Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?
And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?
So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?
