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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3732 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Votes: | 425 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!