π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8842 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6563 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 4413 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!