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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2691 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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