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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6172 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!
