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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4276 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!
