MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!

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so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Treeless Murica LOLz Craft

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where American villages don’t have trees because the villagers are secretly tree-hating aliens in disguise! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon and help the villagers plant trees to save their planet from intergalactic deforestation. Plus, rumor has it that the trees are actually hiding valuable treasures that the aliens are trying to keep hidden. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures! ‘/poeg/ server’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can explore the Necropolis – a spooky, haunted world filled with undead mobs and hidden treasures!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of skeletons, zombies, and creepers, all while collecting rare loot and leveling up your skills.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret portal to PoE 2, where you can get early access in 2024 and experience the future of gaming before anyone else!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Emeralds Found:	8799
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RoboCraft: Where NYC meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no robots in sight? Well, look no further because our server is infested with robots straight out of NYC! Imagine building your dream skyscraper while dodging rogue robots running amok in the streets. Join now and add lhomme.arme on Discord for a chance to team up with a robot and take over the city together! Trust us, this server is a real game-changer.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Manga Madness Server: Where Pixels Meet Pages for LOLs!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day on boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most epic place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for manga! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the ores with your favorite manga series! Want to find a rare copy of One Piece? Just dig a little deeper!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…literally! Legend has it that if you can defeat the Creeper King in battle, he will grant you one wish. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? You got it! The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most manga-tastic adventure of your life! Just watch out for those explosive surprises…they’re not just from creepers anymore!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	3236	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MemeCraft: Where Cringe is King – Share Your Worst Memes Here!

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Are you tired of posting your cringy memes on boring old social media platforms? Join our Minecraft server where you can share your most embarrassing memes with a community of fellow meme enthusiasts!

Our server is filled with hilarious memes, crazy builds, and epic adventures. Want to build a giant statue of a meme? Go for it! Want to go on a quest to find the rarest meme item in the game? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meme King, who will grant you three wishes if you can make him laugh with your meme creations. Will you be the one to impress the Meme King and earn your place in meme history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start sharing your cringiest memes today! Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Rage Quit – Where Even Steve Can’t Handle the Drama

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Are you tired of being surrounded by physical possessions like some kind of caveman? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is digital, just like your soulless existence! Why bother owning physical games when you can have them all conveniently stored on a virtual server? Plus, we have a special area where you can rage at people who still cling to their physical possessions like a bunch of Neanderthals. So come join us and embrace the future of gaming, you useless plastic-loving retard!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Abandoned by Steve’s Boredom: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of being abandoned by your so-called “friends” in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never get bored of you! In fact, we’ll smother you with so much love and attention that you’ll be begging for some alone time. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community that will never, ever leave you hanging like your ex-friend did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. So come on down and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChainsawCraft: Where we chop down trees and build epic worlds! LOL

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Are you tired of waiting for Reze to come back and reunite with Miri? Well, on our Minecraft server, they can reunite in a matter of minutes! Our server has a magical teleportation feature that brings long-lost friends together in the blink of an eye. Join now and witness the epic reunion of Reze and Miri, it’s better than any soap opera drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1813	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	701	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2535	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	698	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7080	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	108787
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.