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BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	4840	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	133	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Votes:	4187	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4180	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Star Shards Collected:	278
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	586244	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3