Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.