This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 203 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6095 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
