Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 649 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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