hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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