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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4849 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!