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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5874 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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