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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8028 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
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So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!
