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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9001 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5682 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!
