| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 253 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 450721 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!
And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.
So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 276 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5042 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8225 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
