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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4723 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!