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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
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