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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 556 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 858 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!