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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8560 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 71 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!