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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).
So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).
