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RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchantments Applied:	281	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	4453
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Items Found:	2470
Animals Bred:	56	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	New Chunks Explored:	580543

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	769	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Emeralds Found:	9775

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	662
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	5361

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	7056
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	2951	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5