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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4908 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).