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Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8451
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Ores Mined:	6369	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5078	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5525
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5409	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2