MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	293
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MoreCaseOh Minecraft Server?

case minecraft, case minecraft bridge, CaseOh, caseoh minecraft, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, humor, Minecraft, Minecraft bridge, minecraft challenge, minecraft challenges, minecraft hard, minecraft hardcore, MoreCaseOh, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	8792
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

MoreCaseOh is a talented content creator known for their entertaining and engaging videos on various social media platforms. With a passion for art and a unique sense of humor, MoreCaseOh has amassed a dedicated following and continues to captivate audiences with their creative content.

Aishajourney | Best Jojo / server server minecraft

aisha, Aishajourney, banner, Bosses, Game, Hamon techniques, highest being, Ip:, jojo, Journey, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, mobs, new, ONLINE, Resourcepack, Server, SPIN, stands, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The best Jojo server in minecraft. It includes 50 stands, unique mobs and bosses, as well as Hamon techniques, vampirism and spin. You can even become the highest being!

❤ Server is new, so online can be a little limp

How to get to us:

1) Install our resourcepack

drive.google.com/file/d/1b_ai9zp20-oguk9-csxzudgsrg06dk6/view?usp=sharing

2) Enter ip aisha.mcmem.ru and enjoy the game)

aisha.mcmem.ru

Waychest

building, custom blocks, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Exploration, Integrated Region Protection, java, Journey System, Minigame, multiplayer, private realm, PvE, radiance, Region Maps, Semi Vanilla, smp, United States West Coast, vanilla client, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Secret Passages Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm where players can start their journey with friends and explore a shared world.

Feature Highlights

🌍 “Journey” System
🎁 Waychests
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame
💨 Discovery-based Warps
🔐 Integrated Region Protection
☀️ “Radiance”
🗺️ Region Maps
🏆 Custom Advancements
💸 No Monetization

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of Waychests?

Waychests act as beacons that guide players across the world to find each other and reward those who seek them out.

Q: What is the “Journey” System?

The “Journey” System places players and their chosen companions in their own shared survival world with a random spawn point, allowing for unique progressions and interactions.

Q: Are there custom mechanics and items on the server?

Yes, Waychest features custom mechanics and items designed specifically for the server to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Can players fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can discover specific warp points that allow for fast travel between certain blocks in the world.

Q: Is there any form of monetization on Waychest?

No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form on the server.

Dragon Space Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Jiren, Martial Arts, power up, Quest, Saiyan, shonen jump, Space, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4147	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of chaotic energy.

Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!

But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

BroVacay Minecraft Server

Airbnb, BroVacay, close family, distant relatives, family conflicts, family cruise, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family hijacking, family relationships, Family Reunion, family vacation, financial constraints, financial hardships, fixed income, generations, Minecraft, planning a trip, Server, sibling drama, travel expenses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

NieceBeGoneRoomScare

2 year old, Action Figure, ANNOYING, Boundaries, child, Conflict, Darth Vader, family, House, Living, Lock, Monsters, Niece, NieceBeGoneRoomScare, parents, room, Scared, scared easily, sister, Stairs, WIBTA

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	346247	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of unwanted visitors in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about pesky kids invading your space again! Our server is so scary, even the bravest of toddlers will think twice before entering your domain. With monsters lurking around every corner, your room will be safe from intruders. Join now and keep your space monster-free!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, classic, comfort movie, Enduring, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go-to movie, love, memorable, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, Repeatable, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you gotta join ASAP! Like, I heard that if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And like, the owner of the server is a secret billionaire who only plays Minecraft to find the lost city of Atlantis!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!

So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal

CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6639
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	9777	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1499	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4656	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!