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Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Votes:	9394	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Votes:	9186	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5093	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8194	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!

Mom’s Crafty Crew

advice, appreciation, caretaking, Crafty, Credit, CREW, Experience, family, guidance, intuition, love, maternal instincts, moms, Motherhood, Nurturing, parenting, recognition, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchantments Applied:	297	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

yo, dis server be lit af. like, u ever wanna build a house outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle? well dis be the place for u. we got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and u can tame a dragon to be ur loyal steed.

also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.

so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!

Tiger Tamer’s Den

Biodiversity, communities, conservation, Den, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, human-wildlife conflict, India, living standards, poaching, prey, Sustainable development, Tamers, tiger, tiger conservation, tiger population, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife management, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we double the fun just like india doubled its tiger population! protect your builds from griefers and creepers, ensure there’s enough loot for everyone, reduce the conflict between players, and increase the standards of living in your virtual world! we promise you’ll have a roaring good time!