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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4831 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want to fly like a bat? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual tacos? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, it’s a freaking masterpiece.