Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Crops Grown: 3301 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP

    Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the political landscape is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Imagine a world where football is no longer ruled by seasoned pros, but by a group of 17-year-old twinks who kick butt on the field and in the voting booth.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between rival factions led by these young football phenoms. Will they use their power for good or for evil? Only time will tell as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Want to join their ranks and become a master of the elements? Just watch out for the mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic football showdowns, and llama-riding wizards all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

    Anarchy, gopniks, gold, gypsies – you will find all this on TUSA!

    Minecraft is a game that has become a true cultural phenomenon, and one of its most exciting aspects is its multiplayer servers. Servers provide players with a unique opportunity to interact with each other, build, explore and participate in various game modes. In this article, we’ll take a closer look at how Minecraft servers work, the different types of servers, and what makes them so popular among players.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Covid Craft Minecraft Server

    Covid Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

    Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Crops Grown: 8724

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

    Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy
    Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

    ”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

    Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

    ”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

    Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

    ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

    Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

    ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 6020

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sky Trails Minecraft Server

    Sky Trails Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

    Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

    Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

    Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

    McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

    Loli Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

    RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

    /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

    Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

    But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

    So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 140 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

    Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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