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Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
New Chunks Explored:	126870	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	157	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	6245
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	New Chunks Explored:	297595
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	189184
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23