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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4401 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!