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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1568 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8770 |
Emeralds Found: | 6624 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Votes: | 8351 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 735 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!