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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5992 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!