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Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	8879
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mines Excavated:	2746	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	83	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7