MarshmallowMadness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	5311	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	695	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2775
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4970	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	146
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5990	Votes:	8815
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5