Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4637
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	2265	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	1414	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	290
Emeralds Found:	2705	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	8764	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.