Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Zombie Dances:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6348

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	4079	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2361	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4646
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6109

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.