Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	5724

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	136
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2631	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!