Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6629	Mines Excavated:	3018
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	8695
Ores Mined:	5640	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	209	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	8207
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	6404	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	249
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.