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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8985 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7659 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, trade resources, or just goof off and have a good time together. It’s like a virtual marriage, but without all the scary commitment stuff!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and blow up your carefully constructed builds. But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of virtual companionship, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of explosive excitement. Who needs marriage when you have a community like this?