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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6315 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4915 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.