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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1488 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.