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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6932 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 67 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.