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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3669 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.